"he just wanted me for my pussy"
we are freshmen im like 90% most of the guys have barely started puberty why does anyone kid themselves this place is so sexually innactive the worst ive seen a guy do is hook up for social status thats literally all they do they barely even think about sex in a non comedic way
ok liek„„ i’mm sorry???? ok i nevr met 2 try n klil dad jo,jo it was subconsious i nevar ment 2 hurt hm and nwo every1 is snding me anon hate??? nd i cnt stop cyring„ im srry pls„,
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
i finally found a gif that describes me perfectly
*makes heterophobic text post*
It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone.
best one yet